Canine Planet (Dog Head Swap)Some say the most bizarre things that can happen to you in real life is losing a pair of glasses that's already attached to your head. What about losing the head itself? Or worse yet, having your head swapped with that of your loyal pet? Now, times that by a million and you get the situation I'm in. I'm living in a world where all humans are dogs and all dogs are humans. It's something that is difficult for me to explain, but I will start from the beginning all the same. You see, back when I was a beautiful young woman I had taken my pet Pembroke corgi out for a walk. Xena was my beloved dog and I had raised and trained her on my own since she was a pup. She and I were inseparable companions, and the loyal canine has helped through various situations in life. I thought that she would always be there helping me in her own goofy canine way. It was just too bad that our friendship wasn't meant to last.
While taking the stubby-legged dog out for a walk in the park, I heard a strange hummin
Limb potionI had just come back from the magic shop and I was getting pretty excited. I knew Betty was going to be waiting for me and the potion back home so that probably didn't help to calm my visible excitement.
I opened the door and snuck my head inside.
"Guess who's baaaaack?" I shouted out to her.
She gasped. "Finally! I couldn't wait for you to get here, I just couldn't focus on studying anymore." She had left her room and was now standing in the doorway.
"Well you can go in peace now since I have..." I paused for dramatic effect. "This!" After shuffling through my bag, I presented her with a vial full of a translucid liquid.
"So what did you get?"
"Well I couldn't chose between 2 or 3 so I asked the guy to pick one without telling me, that way it still gets to be a surprise for both of us! He also removed the label, see?"
She took the vial to inspect it. The label had been meticulously peeled of the bottle so not a single piece of information remained on it.
"Only thing he did tell